That Stanek guy! The audacity! The nerve! The pomposity! How dare he sell Millions of books!

Robert Stanek, That Guy

Heard about that Robert Stanek guy. Heard he spends his days writing books. Heard he illustrates sometimes. Heard he helps others when he can. Heard he reads to his children. Heard he served in the military. Heard he wrote a book about it. Heard he’s written like 150 others too. Heard millions have read them. Some nerve, that guy. He’s got big brass ones, that guy. The audacity! The nerve! The pomposity! How dare he! Who does he think he is?!

Menace to society, that guy. Heard his bug stories teach children. Heard there’s books about numbers and letters. Heard there’s books about counting and spelling. Heard children love them. Heard children write to Buster. That guy, hate him. That guy better watch out. Better keep looking over his shoulder. Better not write any more books. Better not get any more readers.

Such wasted potential, that guy. Heard his books are in 50 countries. Heard there’s translated editions. Heard his books are in audio. Heard his books are in libraries. Heard his books are in schools. Some nerve, that guy. He’s got big brass ones, that guy. The audacity! The nerve! The pomposity! How dare he! Who does he think he is?!